Wednesday, April 14, 2010

IK Snaps

While wargaming my friends and I like to joke around a lot, and I found myself trying to think of a few snaps (or Yo-Mamma Jokes) from the Iron Kingdoms. Here's what I came up with:

"Yo Mama so fat that she inspired Mulg The Ancient to go on a diet!"

"Yo Mama so fat that a bloat thrall got one look at her and said 'Damn! What did they fill her up with!?"

"Yo Mama so ugly that Absylonia gave her a brown paper bag and said, "here - you need this more than I do!"

and,

"Yo Mama so old that she used to babysit Zevanna Agha!"


What do you got?

1 comment:

  1. Yo mama is so fat that she cant even fit underthe Destroyers blast template... WAIT!! Shes still so fat that she cant even fit under the Vanquishers blast template!!!

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